The New Guy

Hi loves, we need to talk.

I've met someone new. 

He brings a certain...oh, unpredictability into my life that was missing.

He's not *better* than you, just *different*. You're the music...

...but he's the magic. 

Benedict Vs. Joe (A conversation between Fangirls)

FANGIRL1, trying to convince FANGIRL2 to do something silly:
You should.  Benedict thinks you should.

Look at him for fuck's sake.

He's all serious about it.

FANGIRL2 says "no WAI", then retorts:

And Joe doesn't like Benedict trying to intimidate me. Look, he's all pissed

FANGIRL1:

Normally, Benedict would be all up in Joe's shit like

But he knows I don't like fighting unless he's really going to kill a mother fucker so we talked about it and Benedict takes back his intimation tactics.  He was just trying to make me happy by having you stop by.  He gives you a gentlemen's apology.

See his eyes.  He is truly sorry.

FANGIRL2:

well Joe hates pussies and emos, so...yikes!

FANGIRL1:

Fuck!  I didn't say he was a pussy.  I said he was good to his woman.  Lets get this shit on.  (and why does benedict have to be emo?)

FANGIRL2:
he's only emo when he's not Sherlock! its not me, its Joe! he's a real badass punk rocker and he don't apologize to noone!

though I talked him down and he understands now. 

he's feeling real remorseful.

FANGIRL1:

All is forgiven.  Except that joe should understand a British Dandy and Emo are not the same thing.....