A Fangirl Victory March!

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Walking through the door, the library's aglow

Kaleidoscope of loud heartbeats under coats

The FANGIRL's here! She wanted something more...

Searching for a sound she hadn't heard before

And it said

Welcome to PA...

It's been waiting for you!

Welcome to PA, welcome to PA!!

It's a new soundtrack

(I could dance to this beat!)

For a few years...

The lights are just right

And they never blind me, me...

Welcome to PA...

It's been waiting for you!

Welcome to PA, welcome to PA!

When she first dropped her bags on apartment floors

Took her broken heart, put it in a drawer

Everybody here was someone else before

And you can be who you want!!!

All the boys and all the girls!

Welcome to PA...

It's been waiting for you!

Welcome to PA, welcome to PA!

The Trouble With Shipping

Hey love, I know you're super busy right now, but we need to talk.

I keep, like, reading all this stuff? About you and god knows who else. Like being "together". 

Yeah, seriously! Like, together together!

Weird, right? And I mean, it's not just you and John. It's John and Moriarty, it's Moriarty and you...

Well, really, it's just everyone plus everyone. It's a total free for all! And I find it very confusing. 

Okay, it's not the first time a man I desperately love has fallen for someone else. Or gotten funky on the weekend.

Buuuuuuut I'm just really hoping that it is just a rumor, or some kind of silliness...unless of course that kind of thing IS your bag, baby. 

Cos if it is? I guess I'll just have to get used to it. Which I will. (Since you super foyyyyyyyyn.) 

(And honestly you ain't the first kinky hombre to pirouette through my back door!)

Benedict Vs. Joe (A conversation between Fangirls)

FANGIRL1, trying to convince FANGIRL2 to do something silly:
You should.  Benedict thinks you should.

Look at him for fuck's sake.

He's all serious about it.

FANGIRL2 says "no WAI", then retorts:

And Joe doesn't like Benedict trying to intimidate me. Look, he's all pissed

FANGIRL1:

Normally, Benedict would be all up in Joe's shit like

But he knows I don't like fighting unless he's really going to kill a mother fucker so we talked about it and Benedict takes back his intimation tactics.  He was just trying to make me happy by having you stop by.  He gives you a gentlemen's apology.

See his eyes.  He is truly sorry.

FANGIRL2:

well Joe hates pussies and emos, so...yikes!

FANGIRL1:

Fuck!  I didn't say he was a pussy.  I said he was good to his woman.  Lets get this shit on.  (and why does benedict have to be emo?)

FANGIRL2:
he's only emo when he's not Sherlock! its not me, its Joe! he's a real badass punk rocker and he don't apologize to noone!

though I talked him down and he understands now. 

he's feeling real remorseful.

FANGIRL1:

All is forgiven.  Except that joe should understand a British Dandy and Emo are not the same thing.....