An average day between fangirls

Fangirl 1

already with all these kids in here.... 

I'm going to try to shoo them all away before you get down here.

Fangirl 2

I suggest: 

Or maybe: 

And if that doesn't work I suggest gettin' just plain cray:

Fangirl 1

Holy crap I'm burping garlic......  Good thing I have some gum.  Whew!

Fangirl 2

Fangirl 1

It's true.  I'm gross.......

Fangirl 2

yeah man!! 

not to change the topic buuuuuuut...........is this me or what? heh!!!

Fangirl 1

Fangirl 2

oh man I cannot get the T-Swizzle outta my head...I definitely added "Shake it off" to my running mix, you know! (the old lady rockin' out to the kids music and all that...sigh!)

Fangirl 1

You know I be jammin to it all the time.... 

Old ladies be all

Fangirl 1

On a bitchy note.....  guess who I saw flirting with each other.

Fangirl 2

that is to say, what I really mean is...

Fangirl 1 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is so gross.

All of it.

Fangirl 2

AGREEEEEED!!

Fangirl 1

DUDE!!!!!  I just found out Maine Library Association just tweeted our Wacky Wardrobe link!!!!!!

Fangirl 2

Cumby knows you're excited and he's very concerned about your health

Fangirl 1

Nah bro, I just hope they finally take notice before I, oh, you know.

So effing wat, UNIVERSE

Well, it looks like its going to be one of those days, when a fangirl just can't get no love from the universe

And it's like, OK. Fine. Not every day can be perfect. The fangirls are a tough lot, and we deal with what life dishes out. We can handle it.

And some days, it's just like, a fangirl needs to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

But you know what? Everything you throw at us only makes us more determined to figure out a way around it. Even if we have no fucking idea how it's going to happen.

But like I said, it takes more than a suckerpunch to down a fangirl.

So suck an egg universe! You gotta throw everything you got to take down a fangirl...and that's a fact.

Babe, we were born to ruuuuunnnnnn!

It's been a long cold winter friends.

And the fangirls have made the most of the winter wonderland! We snowshoed, sledded, walked the beach...we even built cute little snowmen.

But pretty soon the snow will be gone, and we will have to find new ways to get out and get active. 

So what's a fangirl to do? 

Any suggestions boys?

No no, t's too cold to go in the ocean Patrick. Plus surfboards are expensive.

Patrick! GOD. OK so dancing is not a terrible idea, but it's kind of too unstructured for me. Plus I have a trick knee! So dancing is OUT. 

Anyone else got any ideas?

OOH I think David has an idea!

AND??

Joe? You too!!!!????? 

Well looks like there's only one thing to do boys. 

-xoxo- 

Eenerd

Tattoo'd girls Rock!!

 This little guy was drawn by the awesome author and illustrator, Dan Santat.  

One of our fangirls here at fables happens to love cephalopods and kids books, so it was meant to be!

Whats even awesomer than getting a fangirl tattoo....?  Getting permission and praise from the artist!!!!

 

Dan Santat‏@dsantat

Amazing librarian, Ashlee Norwood, tattooed her body with my artwork. I am humbled beyond words. http://instagram.com/p/xuXzZkATRf/ 

That's right boys, this girl just got a little bit more badass!!!!!!!

Easy, easy there babe. It'll be there forever. We got time to appreciate it!

Oh Benedict,. Oh Benedict.. how lovely are your eyeballs

(Beezus wrote me a love story:.  Beezus, you're the best!!)

You stay in bed, its chilly. I will bundle up in my fleecy fuzzies and go get us some refreshment. 

Then we shall close our eyes because we are clearly exhausted from all of the, ahem, romping. :) 

I know that kills you... watching me sleep, I mean.  You do find me adorable don't you, dear?  I know you are dreaming of babies and babies and babies.  We would make beautiful babes, you and I. 

I can hear the sound from across the sea as you look at that photo.  

I do have that affect on ovaries... especially yours.  Frankly, I find it shocking to be so adored by you.  

Tell me, what is it?  Is it my soulful eyes? 

Or maybe its my sexy boddddddyyyyyyy?

Could it be my willingness to embrace change?

I guess love is hard to explain, we will probably never know.  

(I dunno, I dunno why she loves me)

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But I am and always will be flattered by your utter devotion and adoration. 

It makes me feel FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC to know how fabulous I am.  

Yes, I am... cuz Ashlee says so.  So fuck off! 

And live long and prosper! 

Nah, on second thought... just fuck off and leave us alone! 

And its SMAUUUUUUG, Cumberbitches!!!!  

xo 

Beezus