The New Guy

Hi loves, we need to talk.

I've met someone new. 

He brings a certain...oh, unpredictability into my life that was missing.

He's not *better* than you, just *different*. You're the music...

...but he's the magic. 

Dance Party Tuesday

Good morning.  Get prepared to have a great day. 

It really is going to be a great day, I promise! 

It's gonna be a great day love, now c'mere and gimme some sugar. 

No wait darling.  I need you to come back.  You forgot something.......   ME!

Later......

Benedict loves 80s dance party

Pauls too fuckin cool to break dance

he can also waltz

But really, it's just a lot of this.

Paul says, I'm a sensitive artist! I'm too embarrassed to dance!

HA!  Oh, your boy is so sensitive.  How cute!!!!!!!

Decisions, decisions....

hey girl. we really think its time for you to choose. 

(Don't start crying Paul, we said we were going to do this NOW bro!)

Like, we just think it is time to pick, don't you think? We can't keep this menage a trois up, can we? (God Paul, its going to be fine. Stop simpering ya twat!)

WAIT WAIT WAIT babe. say wot??? You think we SHOULD keep up this crazy love triangle? You totally don't mind??

hahahaha DAMN girl you one sexy crazy bitch!!! 

You're totally right, c'mon, why mess with a good thing!?

Paul, you get tonight then? And babe, you'll be seeing ME tomorrow. *smooch* 

Benedict waits after work

I know you just got off work, and I've been waiting.

I rolled this joint for you cause I know you like it.  Don't worry love, I saved one just for you.

I love that you get all laughy and silly.  

but my most favorite part is your nerd bits.

A date with Joe

Meanwhile Joe is waiting for me at our favorite diner. 

"Hey you wanna read some comics together? The new Saga just came out!"

"Or I could sing you a song, I know a couple good ones..."

"Or, I mean, whatever, I just want to hang out with you. So like whatever YOU wanna do. OK?"

<<OK, Joe. OK.>>

Maybe we could....

Meanwhile.  Benedict is all Hello Darling.

What?!?!?!  You didn't enjoy your lunch...?

Here.  Come on over here and let me cheer you up.  I'll read to you.

Or if you could ditch work and your roommate, we could..........

Benedict Vs. Joe (A conversation between Fangirls)

FANGIRL1, trying to convince FANGIRL2 to do something silly:
You should.  Benedict thinks you should.

Look at him for fuck's sake.

He's all serious about it.

FANGIRL2 says "no WAI", then retorts:

And Joe doesn't like Benedict trying to intimidate me. Look, he's all pissed

FANGIRL1:

Normally, Benedict would be all up in Joe's shit like

But he knows I don't like fighting unless he's really going to kill a mother fucker so we talked about it and Benedict takes back his intimation tactics.  He was just trying to make me happy by having you stop by.  He gives you a gentlemen's apology.

See his eyes.  He is truly sorry.

FANGIRL2:

well Joe hates pussies and emos, so...yikes!

FANGIRL1:

Fuck!  I didn't say he was a pussy.  I said he was good to his woman.  Lets get this shit on.  (and why does benedict have to be emo?)

FANGIRL2:
he's only emo when he's not Sherlock! its not me, its Joe! he's a real badass punk rocker and he don't apologize to noone!

though I talked him down and he understands now. 

he's feeling real remorseful.

FANGIRL1:

All is forgiven.  Except that joe should understand a British Dandy and Emo are not the same thing.....