Your happiness over my broken heart.....

Alright Benedict, your Cumbercolective had some shocking news this weekend.

Don't look so confused.  We all heard about you and this new girl...
No, not that one....

NO!  Not that one either!!!

Okay, you're cute when you're confounded,

but this is serious.

 

That's better.  Now as a Cumbercookie, I want you to know I'm hurt that is wasn't me

And even though my little heart might be breaking, I know a true Cumbercookie will only be happy for you.

I know, I know.  It doesn't make sense.

I should be all:

And baby, as much as I'd like to be, I just can't.  Your happiness counts for something.

I know!  Not what you were expecting.  I mean, it's not to say that I couldn't satisfy you in a better or different way..... 

But I have to know, understand, and accept that you picked a mate

And that if she makes you happy, then she makes me happy.