Beezus in demand

My friend Beezus has a dilemma. 

She is so cute and adorable and sweet and all that junk, that too many boys are vying for her attention.

Now, now boys.  There is no need to fight or get ugly.

You all offer her something in your own way.  

Damian, that hair color is ridiculous.

Norman, well you got that going for you.

Clint, I mean, Clint, I'm pretty sure you created badassery.

I just don't think you boys understand.  It's not about picking or choosing or coming out on top.

It's only about working out some type of schedule....

And you know, be willing to get creative....

like maybe costumes, 

Yup, that's good too, 

Maybe too many layers, but good job, you're getting the idea.

See boys, she might be tiny, but there's enough love and other stuff to go around.

Fwd: My other FBF... a love story

 After writing a book and filming a movie, Norman decided it was time for a well deserved rest. He flew to Maine to spend his R & R time with me.  After a wild first evening, we decided to nap and cuddle. 

After a nice rest, he asked me about my deepest darkest desires.  He is that type of guy.  He just wants to make me happy in every way possible.  

He was into my idea of dressing up..... so we did a little bit of that.  MEOW! 

Then we moved on to a ride on his bad ass motorcycle...  just to take a break.  :) 

  And then he teased me with his sexy muscles 

Right before he said " I'll dress up however you want baby. Join me for a bath?"  

After a very crazy night I sadly had to work the next day.  Norman was not happy.  He is a deep and soulful man and shows me his love with grand gestures.  I decided I just had to call out sick when I saw this! 

And then it was time to go...  we were both  very, very sad.  He gave a very heartfelt goodbye and on bended knee he asked me to be his fake girl friend forever.  

Of course, how could I refuse? 

Your happiness over my broken heart.....

Alright Benedict, your Cumbercolective had some shocking news this weekend.

Don't look so confused.  We all heard about you and this new girl...
No, not that one....

NO!  Not that one either!!!

Okay, you're cute when you're confounded,

but this is serious.

 

That's better.  Now as a Cumbercookie, I want you to know I'm hurt that is wasn't me

And even though my little heart might be breaking, I know a true Cumbercookie will only be happy for you.

I know, I know.  It doesn't make sense.

I should be all:

And baby, as much as I'd like to be, I just can't.  Your happiness counts for something.

I know!  Not what you were expecting.  I mean, it's not to say that I couldn't satisfy you in a better or different way..... 

But I have to know, understand, and accept that you picked a mate

And that if she makes you happy, then she makes me happy.

Oh TENnant

So there is this dude.

His name is David Tennant.  Hello David!

Before I knew the truth, he popped up in my Harry Potter fandom.

He played a vampire hunter.

And you know, he did some Shakespeare stuff.

But then, on a rainy night, as I said goodbye to my first Doctor, 9.... 

appears this awesome haired man!

Who knew that not only would he love cookies, 

Have an awesome swagger, 

and look damn good in drag, 

He would be a Doctor!!  A damn good Doctor.

The best part, for me, is that he's friends with my fake boyfriend.

=)