Fwd: not down with the sickness

yes, yes Benedict.  I know you are excited I'm back at work.

Don't be too excited love.  I still feel like poo.

Yes, I would love to march myself back to bed...

But A.) I can't afford it.  Don't look so surprised, love.  You know how I live penny to penny.

And 2.)  You're not there.

Now, be a good boy and just keep being your sexy self so I have something to admire when I am feeling better.

Being Brave

A'right there love?  I know you haven't been thinking of me as often and that's okay.  I know you've had some heavy thoughts lately.

I just wanted to remind you life isn't always sunshine and rainbows.

Remember, you don't have to be mad at life.

Remember, you are strong.

Remember, super heroes aren't heroes just because they're super.

Remember, you are no mere muggle.

Remember, you have the ability to be a god.

Remember, you are not a princess, but a queen.

And more importantly, you are loved!

Way Back Wednesday = CARLETON DANCE!

YEAH YEAH YEAH! (To begin, please play THE MUSIC below...)

(Oh don't be like that 9, you know we still loved you first...)

BUT NOW.....BACK TO THE CARLETON DANCE!!!!!!!!!

Yay, it just makes ya smile, don't it??

:-)

Lokiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Today the FanGirls are pondering the eternal question...why do the ladies love Loki so?

Perhaps its those devilish eye crinklies?

Or is it because he's the trickster, the god of mischief...and hell, everyone knows WOMEN LOVE ASSHOLES!

Naw...that ain't it sisters. The deal with Loki? The answer is three-fold.

A. Girls just wanna have fun

2. We'll never give a damn about our bad reputions 

And IX. LOKI DOES WHAT HE WANTS BEEEEEYACHES!!!

So yeah. FanGirls gonna be loving up some Loki and every fun-loving, mischievous bone in his body.

WOT WOT WOT I DO WHAT I WANT!!!! 

Sleeping with Benedict

Is it nap time?  Oh please let it be nap time.

 

 

The Trouble With Shipping

Hey love, I know you're super busy right now, but we need to talk.

I keep, like, reading all this stuff? About you and god knows who else. Like being "together". 

Yeah, seriously! Like, together together!

Weird, right? And I mean, it's not just you and John. It's John and Moriarty, it's Moriarty and you...

Well, really, it's just everyone plus everyone. It's a total free for all! And I find it very confusing. 

Okay, it's not the first time a man I desperately love has fallen for someone else. Or gotten funky on the weekend.

Buuuuuuut I'm just really hoping that it is just a rumor, or some kind of silliness...unless of course that kind of thing IS your bag, baby. 

Cos if it is? I guess I'll just have to get used to it. Which I will. (Since you super foyyyyyyyyn.) 

(And honestly you ain't the first kinky hombre to pirouette through my back door!)

Oh Patrick

Listen Patrick, I know you've been hearing some rumors...... 

You are NOT being replaced!

No, baby, no!  Why would I ever do that?  You are buff and sexy and.....

And have really great hair!

Oh god, the dancing!!!!!

So, what I'm saying Patrick, is this..... 

Patrick.  This is Benedict.

Yes, he is British.

He's a ginger.

He's quite goofy and seems adorable.

He does NOT have your dancing skills.

I will always love you, but as I can't dance with you till I pass through to Valhalla..... 

I choose to spread my love around in this universe.  Specifically in the UK.