Oh Patrick

Listen Patrick, I know you've been hearing some rumors...... 

You are NOT being replaced!

No, baby, no!  Why would I ever do that?  You are buff and sexy and.....

And have really great hair!

Oh god, the dancing!!!!!

So, what I'm saying Patrick, is this..... 

Patrick.  This is Benedict.

Yes, he is British.

He's a ginger.

He's quite goofy and seems adorable.

He does NOT have your dancing skills.

I will always love you, but as I can't dance with you till I pass through to Valhalla..... 

I choose to spread my love around in this universe.  Specifically in the UK.