Fangirl 1: Baby and me coming up. I can't wait to be all happy from the cuteness and have my insides burn with want.....
Fangirl 2: ts OK man. I've heard that babies hate Cumberbatch, so it's prolly best to be child-free at the moment.
BENEDICT: "Aww its a wee sweet wittle baby! C'mere you cute baby-waby!"
BABY: "Back off, Cumberbutt. You suck!"
Fangirl 1: Whacha thinkin bout, Benedict?
"Oh, you know. Life and junk. All the babies I hate and that they hate me. Babies. Pfffht. Who wants that? Buggy little bastards."
Fangirl 2: So Benedict, I heard you were pretty pissed about that baby getting up in your grill the other day.
"Yeah, bro, it was crazy. I was just minding my own business, having a little snack..."
"when this belligerent baby comes out of nowhere and is all --hey cumberboob, you suck donkey balls!--"
"so you know I told that baby where he could stick it...
and ran outta there before the little pratt could say a WORD!"
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